“I was the child who was smashed in the middle seat.”
Clearly, I have no idea what I am doing.
[Editor’s note: “I don’t know what I’m doing” is a recurring personal column that pays homage to Johnny Auping’s “I have no idea what I’m doing” personal column in The New Yorker. Opinions expressed here belong only to the author, and, we hope, nobody else on the planet.–Josh Towner, opinions editor]
I am the youngest of five siblings in my family. I learned these next few sentences the hard way.